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This father s day tell dear old dad how much you love and appreciate him by speaking his language with some punny father s day one liners or a funny father s day card. The signature of a dad joke is that it s utterly uncool. Hmmm Gag Gift For Sure Diy Birthday Gifts Diy Christmas You pull them out at the best of times the worst of times and the lamest of times. Dad joke jar . Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato. There s no bad time to drop dad jokes. Why can t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom. When is a door not a door you already know what s coming next but your dad s face is filled with so much giddy joy you just have to brace yourself. First of all the one liner has to be administered by a dad not necessarily your own it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing and most of all it just has to have a hackneyed pun to make it the best joke ever. Whenever i say a bad word i have to put a dollar in the jar and at the end of every month i ta...